spookygoo:

I was talking about why Chef Gordon Ramsay was so angry all the time, and explained that he originally wanted to be a professional soccer player but suffered a really bad knee injury and couldn’t play anymore, so he poured himself into cooking and culinary arts to help with his anger issues, but his abusive alcoholic father disapproved of his cooking and died before ever tasting any of it and I realized that Gordon Ramsay has the most anime backstory ever.

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pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]
"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"

pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]

"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"

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feminismisahatemovement:

Never been that big a sports fan so it sure is nice to still get to be part of group activity like this.

feminismisahatemovement:

Never been that big a sports fan so it sure is nice to still get to be part of group activity like this.

(Source: iraffiruse)

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assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

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notlostonanadventure:

bewbin:

if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

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cir0cv0dka:

apostcardtome:

disneywalnut:

g-retchenwieners:

brititch:

loveabovelooks:

this is legitimately the most embarrassing picture i have seen ever in my life

the story behind this photo was: she actually cut her foot, and having a great sense of humor, posed for this photo.

omg i never noticed that thing on her foot

NOTICE THE THING ON HER FOOT

THIS IS TRUE COURAGE

Omg

cir0cv0dka:

apostcardtome:

disneywalnut:

g-retchenwieners:

brititch:

loveabovelooks:

this is legitimately the most embarrassing picture i have seen ever in my life

the story behind this photo was: she actually cut her foot, and having a great sense of humor, posed for this photo.

omg i never noticed that thing on her foot

NOTICE THE THING ON HER FOOT

THIS IS TRUE COURAGE

Omg

(Source: memewhore)

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vidreebro:

mattohkeefe:

i’m worth five fucking dollars

heh $69

vidreebro:

mattohkeefe:

i’m worth five fucking dollars

heh $69

(Source: ihavenotfailed)

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  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

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